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Tuesday, December 16, 2008

ouch

A simple chair. Purchased at Office Max I think. Steel with an upholstered back and seat.

It was a chair.

It was a chair in the middle of the room.

It was a chair in the middle of the dark room.

It was a chair in the middle of the dark room that doesn't normally have a chair in the middle of it.

I walked into the dark room with the chair in the middle of it that doesn't normally have a chair in the middle of it.

I walked into the chair.

I was wearing shorts.

Too bad I gave up cussing a while back.

Good thing I didn't give up throwing chairs.
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8 comments:

Adam said...

poor baby :( lol

Beej said...

So, I'm really sorry you're hurt. I hate it when crap like that happens. I did laugh, however, when I saw you tagged your post with the label sabotage. I vote you find out WHODUNNIT.

Duble said...

are you propping your open wound on a toilet? That is just nasty, not to mention unsanitary!!

you need to gets you some of those CF, I forget, the mercury laced energy saving lightbulbs.

Judy said...

shorts? In Colorado? In December? For REAL?

LauraBelle said...

It is gonna REALLY suck when you go to shave. G'luck with that ... oh, and uh, sorry it happened, too.

brandy101 said...

I am sorry to hear about your boo boo but, um,...

...why are you wearing shorts in December?

terri said...

Yeah, that is the question! SHORTS? I've been reading about your temps and snowstorms. So shorts?

agg79 said...

Ow. That'll leave a mark. Hope it doesn't slow you down (too much). And shorts in winter?