It was a chair.
It was a chair in the middle of the room.
It was a chair in the middle of the dark room.
It was a chair in the middle of the dark room that doesn't normally have a chair in the middle of it.
I walked into the dark room with the chair in the middle of it that doesn't normally have a chair in the middle of it.
I walked into the chair.
I was wearing shorts.
Too bad I gave up cussing a while back.
Good thing I didn't give up throwing chairs.
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8 comments:
poor baby :( lol
So, I'm really sorry you're hurt. I hate it when crap like that happens. I did laugh, however, when I saw you tagged your post with the label sabotage. I vote you find out WHODUNNIT.
are you propping your open wound on a toilet? That is just nasty, not to mention unsanitary!!
you need to gets you some of those CF, I forget, the mercury laced energy saving lightbulbs.
shorts? In Colorado? In December? For REAL?
It is gonna REALLY suck when you go to shave. G'luck with that ... oh, and uh, sorry it happened, too.
I am sorry to hear about your boo boo but, um,...
...why are you wearing shorts in December?
Yeah, that is the question! SHORTS? I've been reading about your temps and snowstorms. So shorts?
Ow. That'll leave a mark. Hope it doesn't slow you down (too much). And shorts in winter?
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