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Monday, May 18, 2009

the one where Abby surprises the P.E. teacher

Note to self:
Always knock. Al-Ways.

Even if the door is typically open when the office is occupied.
Even if the office is not occupied very often.
Even if the door is locked and there is no sound coming from the other side.
Even if the door is locked and there is no light streaming from underneath.
Even if you're with the lady custodian who has a key.

Because...

You never know when someone might be in there.
You never know when someone might be sitting in there with the lights off.
You never know when someone might be sitting in there with the lights off in order to alleviate a migraine.
You never know when someone might be sitting in there with the lights off and with clothing loosened in order to alleviate a migraine.
You never know when someone might be sitting in there with the lights off and with clothing loosened in order to alleviate a migraine and that someone is a male...

...and you're with the lady custodian
who has a key
who goes in first.

Yes, at least SHE went in first.
.

9 comments:

terri said...

Oh, thank God he was relieving a migraine and not doing other worst-case-scenario things my imagination imagined.

It was just a migraine. Right?

Judy said...

Hooooo boy. That's an important lesson!

Anonymous said...

Whew! I thought this was going somewhere much worse...maybe I am just gun shy about seeing naked people!

Husbands Anonymous said...

I don't suffer from migraines, but am I wrong in thinking that this person's lower half was uncovered?
So how, in the name of all that is medical, does that relieve a headache? At least it wasn't a hernia they were 'relieving'.

Goes by the name of Anna said...

I dunno - knocking on every door before you enter sounds frustratingly inefficient. If the price I pay for my impatience is the occasional semi-naked PE teacher, so be it!

Abby said...

He SAID a migraine, so I'm just leaving it at that.

brandy101 said...

OMG...

Kevin said...

I heard that orgasm actually helps to relieve headaches.

But, still...a weak excuse.

Beej said...

How bout if you have a headache...GO HOME for Pete's sake. This is a SCHOOL yes? With KIDS and such?

Sheesh.