I was stressed out in kindergarten.
I still feel the anxiety from it, 55 years after the fact. The cause? I didn't know how to tie my shoes.
I knew that learning to tie shoes was on the kindergarten syllabus. However, I didn't realize that a lot of my classmates would already know how to accomplish this feat. This was in the ancient times - before velcro shoes.
So there I was. Behind the curve.
We were each provided a flat cardboard "shoe" - adorned with our name - with actual laces so as to learn by doing. Once we accomplished the task successfully, our shoes were pinned to the bulletin board of fame.
I watched in apprehension as a good number of classmates made their neat little bows, and their honorific shoes were pinned. Meanwhile, I struggled. Eventually, I tied an ugly but functional bow, and my shoe made the bulletin board at last.
Just recently, only about a month ago, I learned I've been doing it wrong this whole time. Who knew?!
"Square knot" is the correct way, and I've been doing "Granny knot" this whole time.
In short, if your first knot is right over left, your "bunny ears" knot should be left over right or vice versa. The knots should be opposite direction, never right - right or left - left.
This link provides a quick demo:
https://youtube.com/shorts/sCEaXpOLFlo?si=Dsf8i1dg0JuItOJV
“Bun in the Sun”
ReplyDeleteYour kindergarten failed you.
Glad your in-laws are okay. Such horror…
It took me forever to learn to tie my shoes.
ReplyDeletePrayers for your family.
Fresca, I tried for a better angle on the horse, but was limited by the fence and his persistence at mooning me.
ReplyDeleteJohn, shoe tying - one of my top academic challenges.
I have friends who moved to Montrose not too long ago and they told me just how much sun they get; I'm kind of jealous but also, it's too cold. Trade-offs, I guess.
ReplyDeleteAllstarme79, Montrose can get pretty cold, but... sun!
ReplyDeleteI had to go and put a shoe on to try it out. Yep, I've been doing it the wrong way all my life!
ReplyDeleteLiz, congratulations! Better late than never, I say.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't tell Time way past when I should have been able to. And I remember it was just confusing to me... quarter past being only 15 minutes past and yet a Quarter was 25 Cents, that's how my Brain just works. The Son could never tie his Shoes, so, Thank God for Velcro when it came out on Shoes.
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