Another busy week down. I feel I've neglected the blog and blog reading (as well as housework, but that's allowed) this past week. BUT the semester is now finished. Onto the next thing.
I had a PEO thing yesterday. Fun, but yet another obligation. I look forward to a relatively obligation-less week ahead.
As such, I was over at the site where I do my other tutoring. There's a questionnaire for setting preferences and such, and I noticed some strange wording:
Forks yes, I have access to a car? I have no car, but use forks as a substitute? I'm interested in online tutoring... with forks?
So I sent a non-urgent message to the helpdesk informing them of the forks. Right after clicking "send", I thought, "hmmmm, what if the problem is at my end? Some weird glitch in the cache?". So I cleared my cache, then logged in again.
Yep, the "Forks" have been replaced with "Yes". Aw, Fork.
Now, the helpdesk is going to see my weird issue and roll their eyes. Thankfully, I included the screenshot shown up there. I swear I wasn't hallucinating.
Now, the helpdesk is going to see my weird issue and roll their eyes. Thankfully, I included the screenshot shown up there. I swear I wasn't hallucinating.
So happy December. On a recent night, I awoke around 2am, realizing it was December already. And I thought, "*GASP*, Oma's gonna send her annual box of diabetes!"
Every holiday season since forever, my step-mother-in-law has sent us a boatload of cookies, candies, etc. They're store bought, nice quality, but SO much. Especially in recent years, even after offloading much of it to our now adult kids, most of it goes to the landfill.
I decided to head her off at the pass, emailed acknowledging her thoughtfulness, but pleeeeeez, no more box of diabetes. She responded promptly, thanking me for my "honest feedback".
I was, however, not able also to ask her not to send me another desk calendar, which she has traditionally sent and which goes straight to the thrift store donation - while the year is just beginning.
Baby steps.
8 comments:
Your Step-mother-in-law's heart is in the right place, just not her mind...
Hilarious! nswering with "forks", I am going to use that, I think. It will make me seem mysterious...."annual box of diabetes", t'is the season!
The sugar around this time of year is truly a national health hazard!
Did you see “The Good Place” series? Because the characters are in Heaven (supposedly), when they use the f-word, it comes out “fork”.
Every holiday season I swear I won't eat as many sweets and then I say Eff It and eat them all then get back on the train in the Spring.
John, yes! Or she's trying to kill us?
Linda Sue, of all the words... forks?
Fresca, that explains it! I've died and this is heaven! Not quite meeting my expectations...
Allstarme79, Fork it, eat them all!
That is forking weird! At least you had the good sense to take the screenshot so the help desk doesn't think you're insane.
Forks! I love it.
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