Friday, August 21, 2015

Incline 2.0

I went Inclining this morning.  I realized it was the last week of summer break and I hadn't been there yet.

I've gone with Chaco and Wolfgang in May before, but this May was record breaking rain which meant snow and ice on the trail coming down.

Last fall, the Incline underwent renovations to make it more safe.  Now that it's a public trail, it was bound to get a clean up.

People fretted.  "No!  Don't make the Incline all wussy!  It's supposed to be rugged!"

I was one of the pensive ones. Thinking, if the trash heap was gone, it just wouldn't be the same.

Here's the old trash heap section:

It included rods of rebar sticking up at all angles, waiting to impale some innocent  hiker.  Then there were rusted out waste water gutters with jagged edges begging to send someone to the ER for a tetanus shot.  

Safe?  Not very.  But it DID give the Incline its personality.

So today, I visited for the first time since the renovations.  I will say that the Incline is as challenging as ever, the views are still amazing, and it's still kinda scary.  

Here's the approach to the same section as it appears today:

It's still super steep.  In fact, it felt like it was steeper than before for some reason.  Maybe that's just because I wasn't thinking about maneuvering around all that rubbish, so I was more aware of the steepness.

Anyway, it was a nice day for it.  I wanted to see how fast I could do it, since every other time I've gone, I was with someone who took several breaks. This time, I was going for speed.  I wasn't very sociable.

My goal was to make it under 40 minutes, and I managed to reach the summit at 33:40.  So, goal met with some lung tissue to spare.

There was a large number of army soldiers there today.  A troop?  Squadron?  Platoon?  I don't know the different categories, but I'd say there were around 30 of them scattered about.  They were dressed like anyone else, but their militariness was still very apparent.  The short hair on the guys, the "sir" and "ma'am".  

I don't normally prefer to be addressed as "ma'am", but when military personnel say it, it's just so respectful.

There was also the usual crowd of civilians.  Parents urging teens onward and vice versa, a few college kids, some other housewife types, fitness travelers...

I like the Incline because it's so humbling.  Except for the ultra fits that do it most every day, everyone on it is so supportive and non-judging, and there's this shared kinship that comes with the common struggle.  I think people's "masks" come off too.  Women who are probably very proper at the office or whatever are up there hocking lugees with the best of 'em.  (Not me, though.  gross).

As I approached the summit, there were some soldiers watching for their comrades.  One of them, a young woman, was motivating everyone "Almost there!",  "You got this!"   We swapped high 5's as I took the last of the railroad ties.  In the meantime, one of her fellow soldiers was upchucking in the trees...

So a nice morning "hike", although it seems like the Incline and the Barr Trail loop needs another, more unique word.

*Not my photos.  I stole them off facebook or something.


LL Cool Joe said...

Damn I was hoping you were going to say short hair on the girls too. Ha. I'm always amazed that more women don't hate being called "ma'am" . "Sir" covers every age whereas "ma'am" or "miss" immediately puts the women into an age bracket, don't you think?

I reckon the incline would have taken me about 3 hours to complete. :D

ShadowRun300 said...

I gotta come back and climb it. Doubt I can do it in under 40, being from the flatlands of Illinois - where the oxygen is plentiful - as well as elevators.
But it's calling me. When's the best time, you think? June? July? Tomorrow?

agg79 said...

I've got the incline down on my bucket list, if I ever make it back up that way. I'd love to come up now to make the trek, but, like ShadowRun, I'm coming from the flatland, so i'd be lucky to make it to the top step in a day without supplemental oxygen. Pretty decent time, ma'am. Good to see you teaching all those young military pups how it should be done.

And, yes, ma'am, is something that gets ingrained when you are in the service. I've been doing it ever since I went through the corps and still do it to this day. I even ma'am the young clerks at the grocery checkout. To me, it is a measure of respect and civility. Something I find that they don't always teach in college - showing a little respect to people can buy you all sorts of dividends.

Abby said...

Sorry Joe. The army girls I saw all just had nice buns. In their hair.

Interesting observations on sir/miss/ma'am. I don't typically like "ma'am", but it was nice from these young whippersnappers.

Abby said...

I think you'd do fine, even as a flatlander. Heck, we can throw in some mud and be right at home ;). When's your next day off??

Abby said...

You know you would have a happy tour guide at the ready, sir!

I agree that "sir" and "ma'am" are nice from service members. One of them told me, "I wanna be like you when I grow up, ma'am". HA!

terri said...

33 minutes! Way to go! Unlike others here, I'm not itching to come give it a try. Pretty sure I'd embarrass myself. (Maybe I just need to adjust my attitude to more of a "can do" perspective!"

I do like the prospect of all that camaraderie and encouragement. If I'm ever in the area...

And yep ... I'll agree that being addressed as ma'am by a military type is much more flattering than by being addressed the same by someone who is simply acknowledging the vast age difference.

Abby said...

For many years that we lived here, I just didn't see the point of walking up a bunch of steps. Plus, I had little kids so really couldn't go anyway. But once I went, I couldn't wait to do it again - even though my lungs were aching and I was scared s**tless every time I looked down! I think it's mainly because of that unique camaraderie. There's no embarrassment on the Incline, ma'am.

Riot Kitty said...

Good God! Good for you. And...better you than me. ;)