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Monday, February 1, 2010

scammed!

Sears, you done me wrong
Now I'm rappin' out this song
To pass the word along
About how Sears, you done me wrong!

We went into your store
And we bought a TV
Did we look like Suckers?
My family and me?

You gladly took our cash
And you sent us on our way
You thinking you had gotten us
With your "have a nice day!"

We got the TV home
And imagine our surprise
When our "brand new" TV
Was just a USED one in DISGUISE!

Sears, you done me wrong
Now I'm rappin' out this song
To pass the word along
About how Sears, you done me wrong!

We brought the TV back
Better straighten out your act
But we sure won't be back
For even vacuum cleaner sacks

Sears, you done me wrong
Now I'm rappin' out this song
To pass the word along
About how Sears, you done me wrong!!

Now we've got a new TV
All shiny brand new
And it's from another store
Never buying again from you!
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9 comments:

brandy101 said...

Sears is so goofy. I only buy large appliances and such there via the internet for home delivery & install. NOTHING else.

Duble said...

Less than surpizing that Sears and Kmart are the same company!

Weeble's Wobble said...

No way!

Adam said...

Wow. That's really....wow. How did they even pull that off? Was it maybe an old display or something? Geez.

Anonymous said...

That was my TV...do you need the remote?

agg79 said...

Ohhh! You meant a brand new TV? We thought you meant a new to you TV! Used to get my major appliances from Sears (Kenmore) but I think they farmed out that brand years ago to another company. There are so many better deals elsewhere and customer service sucks.

Whodat? said...

Would you believe the same thing happened to me -- with a BREADMAKER?! There were crumbs and smooshed semibaked bread dough in the nooks & crannies.
Not sure whether to blame the store -- or the original purchaser who had the temerity to return a USED food item.

terri said...

Sears has totally gone downhill the last few years. Kinda sad. They used to be THE place to get important stuff.

Love the way you've created a mix of Country and Rap. You invented the Crap song! (and this is in no way in reference to the quality of your lovely ballad...)

Judy said...

Niiiiiice...now I have your song floating around my head with that dern "Pants on the Ground" thing.