We've been carrying on for quite a while now. I haven't mentioned him much here on the blog since I like to keep the whole affair on a low profile. I mean, look at poor Kate. Can't even have morning sickness in private.
But with him coming all the way out for a tryst, it's going to be difficult to keep things as hush-hush, so I thought I'd go ahead and spill. I'd rather you hear it from me.
The media is reporting that he's coming out here for The Warrior Games, but that's just a ruse. Don't believe it.
Still, I will play the role as American commoner so as not to arouse any suspicions.
His visit carries a “strong central theme of supporting injured servicemen and women from both the UK and US armed forces”, and I'm sure that is also quite sincere. In the meantime, we locals are preparing for the Royal visit. Some comments I read regarding an article about proper Prince protocol included:
"Offer him a beer and say, "welcome to the Rockies, Harry!".
"As much as I kinda like Harry, this is the US. There is no protocol for royalty. I'd rather address him by his military rank than royal title. And I would encourage him to show me that same respect in return."
"We kicked their butts in 1776 and again in 1812 so I wouldn't have to bow or courtsey or whatever to any man"
"I'm sure I saw him at Hobby Lobby today twice. I read later that he was in town. I would bet $1,000 it was him!
But now you all know *wink* the truth behind his visit. So in this case, what's written in AbbyNormal, stays in AbbyNormal. (Not so much the case in Vegas).
- Would you go out of your way to meet British Royalty if they were in your town?
- Do you think Royal protocol applies in the U.S.?
- Was that him at Hobby Lobby??