Him: "I still remember our first date, 22 years ago"
Me: "Yeah, I think it was on a Sunday that year too"
Him: "It was. And I remember what you were wearing. That white jacket, those grey jeans, your nice butt..."
Me: "Wow, you've got a good memory. Two of those three things are long gone."
Him: "Really? You've still got those jeans?"