Busy days here. Run With Lumber is approaching and we're still without a Lumber. I posted a "Help Wanted" ad in the teacher's lounge at school yesterday, hoping that someone will sucker some unsuspecting family member into the job.
Speaking of which, Magnum COULD do it. He doesn't WANT to do it. But we would do it if I MADE him do it. I won't make him, though. It takes a certain kind of run-around-in-a-furry-suit kind of person to make a good Lumber, and Magnum's not it.
Maybe I'll post an ad on craigslist. NOT!
So anyways, I was snooping Wolfgang's facebook page today. He and Chaco both have one. I like to keep tabs now and then - make sure they're not doing anything that will put us in The News.
And it's all good clean middle school fun. Wolfgang's a good kid. Well... that and he knows I check.
I noticed, in his status updates, a recent one from a few weeks ago:
"Wolfgang's neighbor's house is on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh, sure. We're out saving the family next door and the rest of the neighborhood and calling the proper authorities, and he's in here facebooking about it!
Probably not the only one.